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note to self: rural DMVs

Don't be too worried about passing your license exam -- half the test is dodging the wild turkeys in the parking lot.



This picture doesn't really reflect our topic, but geez is it scary.
Turkeys walking upright: WTF are we gonna do now?!

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note to self: interpreting mixed signals

Just because the cute IT guy is polite and deletes your virus does not mean he wants to hook up. Then again, maybe it does. Too bad you destroyed your chances by telling him to "kill it with fire" and asking questions about putting a waffle in the DVD drive. Better luck next time.






Has this advice ever worked for you? When will you ever learn?